75

so lets say I am fortunate enough to live to the age of 75.

half of that is 37 years old.

This whole mid-life crisis, freaking out at 50 thing is bogus.

Mid life is more like mid 30s.

I am reaching the middle of my life in the next few years. I can only imagine the speed at which the other half is going to come.

I need to start saving for the porsche and crates of viagra now.