John's cousin is a porn star. She was there with her terrible terrible fake tan. Our table was abuzz about it. I googled her. Yup. She has sex on film all right.
I also have the coolest photo snapped of me in the middle of jumping through my leg. It was taken purely by accident and couldnt have been more perfect timing. (FYI: I rolled my pants up because it was hot as balls)
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