Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Rootkit

This is a new word to me. But its already one of my least favorite words.

A rootkit is basically a nasty computer virus that embeds itself deep within your machine. It has a nifty skill of avoiding most methods of getting rid of it. I am running my computer today in safe mode because of this little bastard and wont get it fixed until tonight when I take it to my computer genius friend's house.

One day you may too learn of this word. Take heed dear friends. A rootkit is a bitch. Tie this with something called the Blue Screen of Death and you have pretty much summed up the last few hours for me.

But I will win. My friend knows of rootkit. He knows how to zap the little fuck. Enjoy my computer dude. Youre about to be murdered.

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