Wednesday, June 1, 2011

date with a "High Maintenance Hippy"

before I go out to restore my sanity, I thought i would document a recent date. She was a total contradiction.

Religious. Claimed she was high maintenance. But a hippy. Oh and also a commitment-phobe. Said she cant remember the last time she read a book. Said shes always looking for the next best thing with men.

Was she hot? Of course. But hilariously awful in every other way.

Only listens to Christian music? Really? Really????

And yet I found myself wanting to do very dirty things to her despite her atrociousness. That's the weird thing about being a guy. The emotions of mental disgust and sexuality are not linked in any conceivable way. Or maybe I'm just a horrible person.

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